bloating

So I'm elated that I'm not having a baby in 9 months, clearly. That doesn't nullify the cramping and bloating. Nor does it make me feel better that my pants aren't going to fit quite right for a week. Then again, 1 week of this irritation is probably more pleasant than 9 months of having a living creature growing inside of my body: smashing my organs, extending my belly, making me puke, and waddle. I've never experienced this pleasure, but I am sure that is how it is.