By sista, I mean my actual sister. My older sister, Kelli made my day today. I tried to log onto Facebook from my phone while I was in line at the post office, just to change my status to [Michelle: my sister just made me feel like a superhero]. No kidding, except as it told me I had entered my user ID incorrectly, I was at the head of the line.
I was having such an overwhelming day. I called Kelli on the way to the bank and post office and dry cleaners and other errands, rushing to make it to all of them before they closed. It was already 4:30. I made it to the bank. As I was waiting in the drive-up line I was venting to her about my headache from my client, about not having time to study, about aaarrrrrgh! She told me if I needed some perspective that perhaps Mathew's (my almost 2 yr old nephew) recent conundrums would be of some help: Mathew loves to wear pajamas with footies. Don't we all. I wish I still could, but have a feeling Joe would object. Probably not too sexy. Back to the story- Mathew loves to wear pajamas with footies. This presents a very grave problem as he also loves to wear shoes at all times. Feet inside of footies do not fit inside of shoes. Alas, this is not all. Not only does he want to wear shoes at all times, even when he has footies over his feet, he wants to wear 3 shoes. THREE SHOES. Now, if you do not know my nephew, you may want to kjnow that he does not have 3 feet. My family may be strange, but not that strange. We are not mutants (apology for any one who may have 3 feet). My problems are not that big. They just aren't. My stresses are due to problems that have solutions. They may be solutions I procrastinate, thereby prolonging my stress, but remedies nonetheless. Thank God I do not have to try to grow a third foot or fit footie covered feet into my shoes.
Then, I made it to the post office just in time- so close to them closing that they probably considered running up to the doors and locking them as I approached. Kelli told me I'm practically a superhero. I paused at this silly phrase and thought, "Yeah, I did accomplish something." Which, is nothing like being a superhero, but I thought that maybe I am sort of great. I may not have even started any of my readings, worked on my thesis, worked on my graduate scholar tasks, or even talked to Eliza or Joe... BUT- I made it through an overwhelming day with my client, through a boring class lecture, and made it to the post office just barely in the nick of time. Pretty damn close to super hero. Now I just need a name. Any ideas? I was thinking the Barely Achieving Achiever. No that is totally LAME.
3.23.2009
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Hooray for Super Michelle! I will have to think of a better name for you than that. But I definately don't agree with the name you have chosen. You got a lot done that day. No one can expect to get everything done all the time. Think of everythign you have to do as being plates that you are trying to spin on those sticks- like you are a circus performer or whatever. Each plate has to keep spinning or it will crash to the floor. But you can't spin all of the plates at all times. You have to spin one while the others are slowing down and then take turns spinning the other ones while the other plates slow down... You can't give attention to all of them at once, and yet you have to keep them all from crashing to the ground. I hope that description makes sense and I hope you can see how it related to your "can't do it all" issues. Spin your masters degree plate, then whiel it slows down, then go quickly spin your family plate, then while it slows down quickly spin your work plate and your self plate. Then as your more recently spun plates are slowing down then go back to spin your masters degree plate. Get my point? Of course you do! You are a brilliant super hero! I can't tell you how many things I DIDN'T get done today- but it's ok! I can do them tomorrow! Love you!
Mathew is so funny though, isn't he? I love kids that age. The funniest things are the end of the world.
Ok. now you have me obsessing on an appropriate super hero name! Ugh! I let you know when I come up with it:)
Love it.
Wow that spinning plate analogy is a good one. I think I might be down to one stick and one plate which could be the explanation I needed for my state of constant hypnosis and dither-ness.
Mom, I can't believe you actually logged on with a name. So proud.
seriously. mom is becoming so tech savvy.
Michelle, you ARE a superhero. Don't ever forget it!
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